It’s that time again for me to give y’all a SCARY list of the things I secretly like:)
Okidoki…Here we go!
! – I really love the feeling – The pain – When I bite a sore off of my tongue. And I’m secretly sad when the ulcer in my mouth is gone…I know, I have issues.
! – Oh my goodness, I love my cracked heels. For real. They are fully functional – Perhaps not pleasing to the eye, but when I get an itch on my leg in the middle of the night? Bam! My cracked heels are there to assist. It’s a beautiful thing.
! – I like that I’m able to share my cup of coffee with a curious nat. I’m nat happy about it, but I’m still able to do it. It makes me feel like if everything shut down and I had to scavenge for food…I could make stuff work, ya know?
! – …I’m typing these off the cuff, so I’m having to think about it – I made a list for about a month last year…I suppose this could be a scary thing that I like – Doing things “off the cuff” – Huge risk of screwing up…And normally I do. Moving right along…
! – I’m sorry for this one…But I like the smell of my stinky armpit. I mean, I just love the fact that I can actually smell that bad.
! – I love when people retell stories with me…It just means that we have exhausted ALL options of conversation. And to me, that means we love each other:)
! – I do it – Or at least, I’m telling you guys that I do, because it would be disgusting and I might ACTUALLY need real help if I didn’t – But I sortof get a little sad when it’s time to clean my bellybutton. I can not get enough of that putrid odor. I think I may have shared this one last year – But it’s worth repeating…Don’t ya think?
! – Okay, this one will probably be off the list in about ten years or so…You know when you wash your hair and like a whole wig comes out – But you still have a head stinking FULL of it? Oh my goodness, it’s like my very own magic trick.
! – I like the fact that I need a calculator to do simple math. It takes me down a few notches…I feel like I need that from time to time.
! – And for my FINAL spooky-ooky fact…What woman in her right mind isn’t a bit excited for a good ol’ case of the D’s…You know, going through the big D and don’t mean dallas or divorce? Flush your system out AND lose a not so solid two pounds.
Well guys, that’s it for this year’s SCARY list of things I secretly like:) I hope you were satisfyingly disgusted with it.